🎄 BUY NOW, RETIRE BY CHRISTMAS! 🎄 | 🎁 $1M = IRL Xmas Giveaways!

$RETIREMAS

Buy Now, Retire by Christmas 🎄

Santa said "fuck this" and retired. Now it's your turn.

Contract Address
994UKPETh9QKKaJfuFuU4YUwqB3WoyKYTcEgi2dbpump
Retired Santa
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Your Ticket to Retirement 🎄

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Retire by Christmas

Get in early

Life-Changing Opportunity!

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IRL Giveaways

At $1M Market Cap

Real Xmas Gifts!

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Strong Community

Diamond hands holders

We're Going Up!

What is $RETIREMAS?

After centuries in the cold, delivering gifts to ungrateful kids, Santa finally snapped. He ditched the sleigh, grabbed a Hawaiian shirt, and moved to the beach permanently.

$RETIREMAS is for everyone who's done with the grind. Launched on Pump.fun. No presale, no BS, no team tokens. Just vibes and retirement energy.

Tokenomics

0%
Team Tokens
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Tax
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Pump.fun

The Road to Retirement 🗺️

From launch to $1M. Join us on the journey.

Journey to $1M 3%

$10K - Launch

Launched on Pump.fun • Community formed

$113K - ATH Hit!

11x from launch • Migration completed

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Perfect entry point • Join the journey to $1M!

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$500K - Halfway

• Additional Trending, Boost and Partnerships

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$1M - THE GOAL

IRL CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAYS!


• Live stream IRL giveaways

• Community celebration


Santa comes out of retirement for ONE last ride! 🎅

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$5M+ and Beyond!

• Register Official Xmas Charity

• Retirement can begin

How to Buy

1

Get Phantom

Download Phantom wallet

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Add SOL

Buy SOL in Phantom or send from exchange

3

Go to Pump.fun

Visit Pump.fun and search $RETIREMAS

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Retire

You're officially retired 🎅

The Path to $1M 🚀

Launch
$10K
ATH Hit
$113K
11x 🔥
Current
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Your Entry 🎯
Next Stop
$1M
Let's Go! 🚀

From $10K to $113K. Next stop: $1M with IRL giveaways!

Buy Now, Retire by Christmas 🎄

Join the journey to $1M. Real rewards. Real retirement.

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