$RETIREMAS
Buy Now, Retire by Christmas 🎄
Santa said "fuck this" and retired. Now it's your turn.
Contract Address
994UKPETh9QKKaJfuFuU4YUwqB3WoyKYTcEgi2dbpump
Buy Now, Retire by Christmas 🎄
Santa said "fuck this" and retired. Now it's your turn.
Get in early
Life-Changing Opportunity!
At $1M Market Cap
Real Xmas Gifts!
Diamond hands holders
We're Going Up!
After centuries in the cold, delivering gifts to ungrateful kids, Santa finally snapped. He ditched the sleigh, grabbed a Hawaiian shirt, and moved to the beach permanently.
$RETIREMAS is for everyone who's done with the grind. Launched on Pump.fun. No presale, no BS, no team tokens. Just vibes and retirement energy.
From launch to $1M. Join us on the journey.
Launched on Pump.fun • Community formed
11x from launch • Migration completed
Perfect entry point • Join the journey to $1M!
• Additional Trending, Boost and Partnerships
IRL CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAYS!
• Live stream IRL giveaways
• Community celebration
Santa comes out of retirement for ONE last ride! 🎅
• Register Official Xmas Charity
• Retirement can begin
Download Phantom wallet
Buy SOL in Phantom or send from exchange
Visit Pump.fun and search $RETIREMAS
You're officially retired 🎅
From $10K to $113K. Next stop: $1M with IRL giveaways!
Join the journey to $1M. Real rewards. Real retirement.
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